Everyone’s gotta go to work. Unless daddy’s fat pockets are deep enough to mooch from for the rest of your life. If that’s the case, well, good for you. The rest of us schlubs are in for a lifetime of backbreaking, brainwashing labor but we’ll always make sure to take the time to talk about you and curse you behind your back. Don’t be mad, bro. It’s just what hard working, blue-collar ’Muricans do.

In any event, this Isuzu NPR work truck belongs to a guy who has purposely tucked himself into an unseen corner somewhere just beyond the glow of the Vegas strip lights. Finding him was purely accidental and unplanned, which made the encounter all the more fateful -- eerily fateful. Just after nightfall in the city of a trillion sins as we were looking for a gritty spot to snap a few pics, we heard the sound of metalworking in no-so-far-off distance. What we stumbled across was no multi-million-dollar illegal chop shop, but a humble little shop stuffed full of kooky trucks, and a retractable metal bed dangling from the ceiling, and some other stuff that really caught our eye. The interesting sleeping quarters and this mini semi truck looking thing were enough, however, to keep the peepers from peeping anywhere else.

The rest of us schlubs are in for a lifetime of backbreaking, brainwashing labor …

Gabriel, the dude who works and possibly resides in this cave of coolness, was surprisingly welcoming considering we were a group of 10 with an arsenal of photo gear. Upon questioning his reasoning for creating such a beastly vehicle, he told us, “I just needed a good work horse that could do everything my 1999 F-150 couldn’t. I also made a list of things I hated about driving my long, tall Ford and made sure none of those things were a part of my new build.”

In just a year’s time, this workingman fabricated a piece of machinery that met his specs down to its appearance. “I got the truck from a guy who said the motor was toast. I was able to get it running again without much of a headache. I scored there. I ditched the box bed, cut the frame down, build the rear suspension, and modified the front. The rest of the recipe for a badass truck was easy -- add obnoxiously loud air horns, get rid of the old ugly front grille, piss off the cops. It’s been fun, and this thing turns on a dime too!”

For those who say the working class man is a sucker -- suck on this. Gabriel bought and built this Isuzu NPR without going over a budget of 10 Gs. But just like with everything else, there’s always an aftershock (even if just a minor shake) that accompanies a windfall. “During the build time, I broke up with a girlfriend, lost a tooth, and got to experience the worst death wobble ever before I got the front suspension and steering dialed in.” In hindsight, things could be worse.

Special Thanks From Owner

“I would like to thank all the homeless guys who didn’t try to steal my aluminum bed for scrap metal. Also a shout out to my upstairs neighbor who constantly reminds me how loud my truck is. Oh, and to all those who aren’t afraid to take a perfectly good running vehicle and cut it to sh*t hoping that it will still work when it’s done.”


The Lowdown
Vehicle: 2001 Isuzu NPR
Owner/Hometown: Gabriel Culp / Las Vegas, NV
Rolling Attire
Wheels: 16-inch dually standards with stainless simulators
Tires: 245/75R16 Kenda Klever
Chassis Modifications
Suspension (front): Solid axle air ride with air shocks, throw out shackles, loosened spring pack
Suspension (rear): Air ride, triangulated three-link with semi truck ’bags
Control Arms: Custom 2x3x.250 tubing
Shocks: Rancho 9000 in rear, Gabriel air up front
Compressor(s): Dual Viair
Air/Hydro Accessories: 3½-gallon hydraulic pump, hydraulic D03 solenoid pack
Frame Mods: 12 feet removed!
Misc.: Hydraulic folding flat bed, onboard computer, printer, fax, dual monitors, power inverter
Performed By: All me, son (owner)
Body Modifications
Body Mods: Fold down Peterbilt themed front grille, custom sun visor, interior, bed, frame, suspension, fifth wheel, rear axle housing, roof, door panels, steering, bag plates, etc.
Performed By: Yours truly (owner)
Paint
Brand & Colors: Imron
Performed By: Me (owner)
Interior
Seats: Original reupholstered in “shark” carbon-fiber
Dash: Handmade
Gauges: Middleby Marshall boiler tank gauges
Misc.: Cherry air fresheners … for the ladies
Performed By: You keep asking, I keep telling
Stereo
Head Unit: Fancy (might be a Sony)
Mids & Highs: 8-inch Kickers in the doors, biatch
Performed By: Who ya think?
Engine/Performance
Engine: 4HE1 Isuzu diesel
Supercharger/Turbo: “Reworked”
Intake: Custom
Header/Exhaust: 6-inch stack
Transmission: Aisin
Performed By: Come on man